Monday, September 18, 2006

Artist Profile: Eruera Ropiha

Artist Profile: Eruera Ropiha

A few year ago in Christchurch, New Zealand, Emiana and I had the good fortune of meeting and chatting with traditional Maori carver, Eruera Ropiha. The only things more impressive than his carvings were his thougthtful explanations of his work. Once back from our NZ adventure, his art lingered in our minds. Thus, we contacted him and arranged the following interview via email.



TC: When we met you in your studio, you told us that a master carver from your village taught you to carve. Would you tell us a bit about where you grew up. How did you know you wanted to carve? What was your inspiration to start carving? Did you approach your teacher or did he approach you?

Eruera: I was born in a small town called Wairoa, in 1961. I was raised just out of Wairoa in a place called Mahanga. My grandfather was my first teacher and his grandfather was his teacher. My great, great grandfather was a famous seer for our people. He led our people on a spiritual path of enlightenment and unity, he was also known as a healer. He started his own religion based on the bible called kohititanga marama; this religion was about unity between all peoples (“the new moon” is a fast translation). As I grew into childhood, my grandfather recognized my gifts and he trained me in the spiritual arts of Maori - spiritual laws handed down our family, laws we call tikanga. He trained me until I was a young man. My art was a natural gift handed down from my ancestors. My grandfather taught me to allow my art to progress to that of my ancestors, so as a young child my artistic abilities were recognized by my elders and my ability to learn the spiritual nature of man. So my grandfather taught me many things that to this day I acknowledge, and I will always be grateful for his teachings.

My next teacher was a grand uncle who taught me whakapapa (family tree) and all associated history. At the same time I was carving, about 1985. As soon as I was a capable carver, I started working on the marae as a carver. The first marae I worked on was Tumatauenga, a ngati kahungunu marae.
[1] This was in 1991. After I finished there I went to my father’s people, as I was raised by my mother’s people. My father’s people held the last unbroken line of Maori carvers, and my ancestor was a master carver who taught my master. So when I went to see my master, he was happy to give me what was given to him. Ngati Tarawhai still hold that line of carving.

TC: What led you to Christchurch? How long have you been at your Arts Centre Studio?

Eruera: I came to Christchurch to set up my own studio after the fourth marae I worked on. The last marae I worked on was Tane-nui-a-rangi. I was made master carver then because I wanted to explore the wider areas of carving and to try different styles apart from tapu (sacred) carvings. The Arts Centre provided the place and opportunities to carve free styles with history. I have been at the Arts Centre for over a year, and I plan to stay as long as I can. I now teach art at Maori school and work at the Arts Centre. That is how I give back to the Maori people.

TC: When we met, you spoke about the differences between your generation and that of your parents and your grandparents. You said that your grandparents’ generation still had the traditional knowledge, but your parents’ generation did not (mentioning that they are a “lost generation.”) Now, your generation is getting the knowledge back and appreciating the traditional ways and learning about their Maori heritage. Would you like to tell us a little bit more? How do these differences affect your art? Do you see the next generation as interested in their heritage as yours?

Eruera: When I talked about our lost generations, the government’s agenda was to keep Maori as a labour force for the country so our parents learned and were taught substandard English in a native school as settlers had there own schools. So my parents where segregated. The effects were horrendous to the point of Maori becoming ignorant of both cultures because they lost knowledge of themselves. They became the lost generation. The effect it has on my work is that the essence of spirit is lost to the ignorance of my elder generation - I have become a link to our past and there for a man standing alone as I am the last to be taught the tradition of tapu (sacred knowledge from heaven). That is not an easy place for me or my people, but it has given me the ability to carve as a free man and not to be stuck on tradition only. So if you like, I have opportunities to explore through the physical and spiritual realms of all peoples.

TC: What are your thoughts about the arts scene in Christchurch and New Zealand? What are your thoughts about the Maori arts scene in Christchurch and New Zealand?

Eruera: My thoughts on NZ and Maori art in NZ are quite reserved, as far as pakeha (New Zealander of European decent) art is concerned. If I was to say anything then it would be the lack of history and cultural meaning, (symbolism not of any history but of personal thought). We have a lack of any real substance, and Maori art is the same where our traditional symbols and meanings are being replaced with individual thoughts and ideas mirroring that of pakeha people. I do not like it because we have so much history in our art and knowledge.

TC: One of the things that impressed us about your work was the use of actual, working flutes in some of your carvings. Could you please tell us about how you came up with this idea? You expressed that it is very difficult to create a functioning flute that is part of a greater piece of sculpture. How long does it take you, generally? Are you inspired by the piece of wood itself?

Eruera: The planning that goes into my art is pure faith and confidence in myself and my relationship to wood. From there I see what’s in the wood. My material gives me all the inspiration I need to create.

The series of figures with working flutes came about when I was working with some of my students, and my brothers and we all started talking about the different styles I have and how it would be cool to incorporate working flutes with figures. So I went into my work shop and brought that idea to life with the first of several pieces. They have all sold now. The fastest was one month, and the longest was three months. Because I did not draw any guidelines, some came easy and some came with lots of thought.

TC: You explained to us that the coloring you use in some of your work is representative of the generations: the dark green represents your grandparents’ generation, the red represents the lost generation of your parents, and the lighter green represents your generation picking up the pieces. Is the use of color a departure from tradition? How do you decide when to use color? Do you use traditional pigments or modern paints?

Eruera: The colours I used are traditional colours but with some modern ideals to traditional history; so I think that I am using a lot more contemporary ideas to talk about modern times.

TC: You mentioned that you ship many of your works. Where do your buyers come from? Are they mostly Maori, New Zealanders of European descent or foreigners on holiday? Do they seek you out or just happen upon your studio like we did?

Eruera: I sell to everyone, but my main buyers are pakeha, followed by tourist of European descent (Americans first). NZers are finding my art refreshing amongst the old styles of carvings. Most if not all who buy from me do not have any other Maori art and several come back for more - and they are telling and bringing customers with them.

Contact Eruera

Eruera Ropiha
2 Worcester Boulevard
Artist Quarters
Studio 4
Art Centre
Christchurch
New Zealand
eropiha@hotmail.com

[1] A marae is a complex of buildings and open space, serving as the focal point of Maori cultural and spiritual life. Often the buildings within the marae are ornately carved.

Thursday, September 14, 2006

Busy lil week in review (Friday 15 September 2006)

Hey everybody!

I hope everyone had a chance to take a look at the new CheekyTiki blog. In particular, I recommend checking out the sneak peek slide show of new carvings!

As for the other blogs, not much activity (It's been a pretty busy week). However, some of what I did manage to post is worth mentioning.

ontoLondon reader, Chris Mavergames, provided this week's ontoLondon Weekly Photo. This is Chris's second submission (click here to view his first). Good stuff, Chris. Keep 'em comin'!

And speaking of reader participation ... Halloween's coming, and I'd like your help spooking up the Tiki Chris blog.

Don't forget to check out my recent posts at ontoTravel and Rapa Nui News.

Please see below for a complete listing of all of this week's posts.

Have a great weekend,
Tiki Chris


Below is information about the five blogs that I administer: CheekyTiki, ontoLondon, ontoTravel, Rapa Nui News, and Tiki Chris. Each Friday, I hope to provide a weekly review of what I've posted. If a particular blog interests you, keep in mind that I’ve been blogging since well before this past week. You may want to take a look through the archives of any blog that interests you. Thanks.


CheekyTiki
http://cheekytikiuk.blogspot.com
Site feed URL: http://cheekytikiuk.blogspot.com/atom.xml
This week's posts:
Aloha from CheekyTiki's newbie!
Product Profile: Pufferfish Lamp
Some not quite finished carvings


ontoLondon

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Looking for a little Halloween help

Rocktober's almost here and that means one thing: Halloween! In honor of my favorite holiday, I'm planning to present a month's worth of tricks and treats. Each day in October, I will post a photo, story, video clip, etc that's ghoulishly fun and spook-tacular.

Would you like to contribute to my 31 Days of Halloween Madness? I am very interested in posting any related Halloween-y stuff that my beloved readers might have hidden away in a haunted, cobwebbed attic, such as the following:
  • Photos of folks in Halloween costumes or fancy dress,
  • Images of vintage Halloween ephemera, collectables, etc,
  • Video clips from classic horror movies or Halloween specials,
  • Ghost stories,
  • Poems,
  • Favorite Halloween memories, and
  • MORE!
To participate, please email your submissions/suggestions to chris . osburn AT gmail . com by the end of September.

Thanks,

Saturday, September 09, 2006

Coconut Wired Adventure #7


































Coconut Wired Adventure #7: Lazy Daze of Summer


Click
here to listen to the sonic surf, tropical tunes and exotic ambiance of the latest Coconut Wired episode.

Friday, September 08, 2006

Tiki Tiki Tiki week in review (Friday 8 September 2006)

Tiki Chris.

The "Chris" part is pretty self-evident in all my blogging (especially if you've ever spent more than, say, five minutes with me), but what about that pesky "Tiki" part. Days, sometimes weeks, can pass without even a mention of one of my favorite subjects: Polynesian Pop! Well, not this week.

Finally, I started trying to live up to my own self-appointed tiki title.
First of all, I started a new blog for one of my favorite company's: CheekyTiki. Also, I announced a new feature that I'll be writing for Tiki Magazine, called Polynesian Planet. Beyond that, I posted bits here and there that I happened upon while scootin' around on the web. Here's a list of my (more-or-less) tiki and Polynesian related posts this week:

(CheekyTiki) Welcome to the CheekyTiki blog!
(ontoLondon)
Polynesian power at the British Museum
(ontoTravel)
Vanuatu is "fun"
(Tiki Chris)
Top 5 reasons why you should subscribe to Tiki Magazine
(Tiki Chris)
Nice write-up about one of my favorite tiki bars
(Tiki Chris)
A menthol aloha from Newport Cigarettes
(Tiki Chris)
Check out the new CheekyTiki blog!
(Tiki Chris) La Mariana (Honolulu's classic tiki bar) for sale

Then, of course, there's also all that posting that goes on over at Rapa Nui News.

But the week wasn't just tiki by any means. Dig around and you'll find ...

... clips of 70's fashion victims revealing dark secrets about how and where they like to make whoppee ...

... bizarre tales of urban estrangement from an outspoken member of the Wallabee County expatriate community ...

... gobs of photos from all over the world ...

... the best of design on show throughout London ...

... and more!

Please see below for a complete listing of all of this week's posts.

Have a great weekend,
Tiki Chris

Below is information about the five blogs that I administer: CheekyTiki, ontoLondon, ontoTravel, Rapa Nui News, and Tiki Chris. Each Friday, I hope to provide a weekly review of what I've posted. If a particular blog interests you, keep in mind that I’ve been blogging since well before this past week. You may want to take a look through the archives of any blog that interests you. Thanks.


CheekyTiki
http://cheekytikiuk.blogspot.com
Site feed URL: http://cheekytikiuk.blogspot.com/atom.xml
This week's posts:
Welcome to the CheekyTiki blog!


ontoLondon

Thursday, September 07, 2006

La Mariana (Honolulu's classic tiki bar) for sale

This place is the real deal with an atmosphere that takes you back in time. Pray to the gods that justice is done and that this classic piece of vintage Hawaiiana passes on to well-meaning folks that can preserve its legacy.

La Mariana for sale: $3 million
By Dan Nakaso (Advertiser Staff Writer)
Photography by BRUCE ASATO (Honolulu Advertiser)
Honolulu Advertiser
Posted on: Thursday, September 7, 2006

... the tiki, puffer-fish lanterns salvaged from the old Trader Vic's, lauhala-draped walls and other remembrances of a simpler time in the Islands ... "Is it worth $3 million? I think it's worth a whole lot more," Perez said. "It's the last tiki bar on the island."

Click here to read the complete article.

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Check out the new CheekyTiki blog!

UPDATED December 5, 2006: Click here for an update about the CheekyTiki blog.

Okay, so last week (and probably the week before that) I alluded to some new projects in the works. Here's one of them: the official CheekyTiki blog.

Located in London, CheekyTiki are purveyors of the finest exotic arts and décor. Essentially, that means CheekyTiki provides all elements of modern and traditional South Seas style, from complete
interior/exterior design and fitting to small gifts and accessories, such as tiki mugs(!!!).

There is so much positive stuff happening in CheekyTiki Land these days that a blog seemed the most appropriate way to keep friends and clients updated. I'm starting off slow with this one (just an introductory post at the moment), but in no time will be posting all sorts of interesting tidbits, photos, and more (including special discounts and sneak previews of new products and projects). So make sure to check back often!

It's my honor to administer the CheekyTiki blog. I look forward to sharing their unique brand of Polynesian Pop with the world!

Click here to visit the CheekyTiki blog.

http://www.cheekytikiuk.blogspot.com/
Site feed URL: http://cheekytikiuk.blogspot.com/atom.xml

A menthol aloha from Newport Cigarettes

A taste of the islands in every puff! I wish I could go back in time a few decades or so, back to when cigarettes were good for you.


Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Nice write-up about one of my favorite tiki bars

Although the article's not about tiki, it's nice to see Otto's Shrunken Head getting some well deserved recognition.

Come On, Baby
By BROOKE HAUSER
Photography by Shiho Fukada for The New York Times
New York Times
Published: September 3, 2006

New York has its niches, but perhaps none so surreal as the scene at Otto’s on 14th Street near Avenue B, where Mr. Sato and four friends host a monthly party called Rebel Night. They see themselves as leather-clad, motorcycle-riding, tattoo-sporting rebels, hence the name of the event.

Click
here to read the complete article.

Click
here to visit Otto's Shrunken Head online.

Emiana goes Flickn crazy!


Wanna see a gazillion really cool photos from all over the planet? Of course you do! Then head over to Flickr, where Emiana has recently uploaded oodles of her shots. Maybe I'm biased, but I really like her work.

Click here to see Emiana's photos on Flickr.

She's not such a bad writer either, click here to check out the Emiana blog.

Monday, September 04, 2006

Top 5 reasons why you should subscribe to Tiki Magazine










1. Starting with the next issue of Tiki Magazine (to be released October 2006), a new regular feature, by yours truly, will appear. The feature will be called Polynesian Planet, and with it, I will explore the world of Polynesian Pop beyond the borders of the United States. Yes, this is pretty darn near to my dream job.

2.
Tiki Magazine is a quarterly-published, glossy-cover magazine, with a focus on Tiki, Polynesian Pop, Hawaiiana and the Island Lifestyle.

3. Each issue includes outstanding art and photography, information on events, history and pop culture, new styles of tropical clothing and decor, Tiki carvings and mugs, tasty cocktail recipes, music, Tiki bars and restaurants, Tiki pioneers and much, much more.

4. Tiki Magazine's music section highlights Exotica, Hawaiian, Lounge, Rockabilly and Surf and features current bands as well as honoring legends of the past.

5. If you have NO idea what I'm talking about, then you definitely need to subscribe to Tiki Magazine ASAP! Just visit the website for information about starting your subscription today.

Sunday, September 03, 2006

The times, they have a-changed

Talk about reality television! Imagine real people saying real things in front of a live studio audience. Brilliant.

Now, where specifically is the weirdest place you personally have ever gotten the urge to make whoopee?

Wallabee County?

One of me best mates from Down Under (North Georgia) recently pulled a prank on his neighbor. Goofy. I like it.

Wanna Pet My Wallabee, Maam?
Pint Champion
Saturday, September 02, 2006

Partly because I'm annoyed, I begin asking questions using a terrible Australian accent. She apparently couldn't tell.
"OHHHH, where are you from, Sir?"
"Wallabee Township in Queensland, Australia, Maam."


Read the complete post
here.

Friday, September 01, 2006

Bucolic Bloggery (Friday 1 September 2006)

Didn't post much this week. Too busy having fun and working on some new projects.

Fun: I got out of town for a few days and roamed around in the Ribble Valley with Emiana and some friends. Check out the following posts for details:

(from ontoLondon) Need a break from the urban grind? Try the Ribble Valley
(from ontoTravel)
Where to have your tipple in the Ribble
(from ontoTravel) Ribble Valley slideshow
(from Tiki Chris) The land of sheeps and ales

New projects: you'll just have to wait another week or two.

Please see below for a complete listing of all of this week's posts.

Have a great weekend,
Tiki Chris

Below is information about the four blogs that I administer: ontoLondon, ontoTravel, Rapa Nui News, and Tiki Chris. Each Friday, I hope to provide a weekly review of what I've posted. If a particular blog interests you, keep in mind that I’ve been blogging since well before this past week. You may want to take a look through the archives of any blog that interests you. Thanks.


ontoLondon

Wednesday, August 30, 2006

The land of sheeps and ales

I haven't posted as much as usual this week because Emiana and I went away for the weekend to the land of sheep and ales. I just finished posting a review of the trip and muchos photos over at my ontoTravel blog.

Click
here to see the photos.

Click here to read my review of the trip (and of a fantastic blog about pubs in the land of sheep and ales).

Cheers,
Chris

Friday, August 25, 2006

Blogospheric activity (Friday 25 August 2006)

If you haven't noticed, I've been playing around with the layout and feel of my blogs. I owe much to this post, over at the Mannequin Snow blog, for inspiration. Please bear with me as some of these adjustments, such as adding labels to every post, are in various stages of being completed. If you have any comments, suggestions, constructive criticism ...

I posted a bit here and there on all my blogs this week (s
ee below for a complete listing of all of this week's posts) and even started work on a couple of other blogs that may soon find their way to the blogosphere.

Have a great weekend,
Tiki Chris

Below is information about the four blogs that I administer: ontoLondon, ontoTravel, Rapa Nui News, and Tiki Chris. Each Friday, I hope to provide a weekly review of what I've posted. If a particular blog interests you, keep in mind that I’ve been blogging since well before this past week. You may want to take a look through the archives of any blog that interests you. Thanks.


ontoLondon

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Generous Scottish drinkers unite against the nanny state!

Scottish Ads Target Alcohol Use, Ritual
By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
New York Times
Filed at 11:26 a.m. ET August 22, 2006

Now the round is under threat from Scottish lawmakers who believe the custom feeds into Scotland's notorious alcohol problems by creating enormous social pressure on pub-goers to take their turn buying drinks ...

Click
here to read the full article.

Sunday, August 20, 2006

JESCOFEST 2006

So in my last post, I mentioned how cool it would be if an online dating service for admirers of dancing outlaw Jesco White existed. Well, clicking around the web and checking out Jesco info, I came across Jescofest 2006, a music and arts festival in southern West Virginia to benefit "Jesco White, the Boone County Dancing Outlaw." This event sounds like a very good cause and a very good time. Jescofest will be held August 26 and 27.

Who's Jesco? He's the star of one of my all-time favorite films, The Dancing Outlaw, a documentary short produced for West Virginia Public Television's Different Drummer series about the life of "a hard-living, tap-dancing Boone County resident whose repeated run-ins with the law have interfered with his dream of becoming as renowned a 'mountain dancer' as his late father, D. Ray White." Brilliant stuff.

Saturday, August 19, 2006

Yeah, but does s/he read Ayn Rand?

I was just perusing the latest posts on the cookie wonton blog, when I came across this post about the Atlasphere, an online dating service for Ayn Rand admirers. Hey, why not?


According to the Atlasphere's "About the Atlasphere" webpage, the service was created to fill "the need for a place where admirers of Ayn Rand's novels from around the world can meet easily and affordably — 365 days a year — to network, find shared interests, and perhaps, through our online dating service, even fall in love.

I think this sort of niche dating is a great idea and only wish that, back in my bachelor days, there had been a Jesco-sphere online dating service for admirers of dancing outlaw Jesco White.

Friday, August 18, 2006

Bizarre but true week in review (18 August 2006)

Ladies and gentlemen!

Step right up and witness the mystery of ...

... a golden octopus god emerging from the depths of a London law office ...

... experience the horror that is ...

... NECROMANIA from the world's darkest corners ...

... ponder the age old riddle of ...

... the washing machine instruction manual from Hell ...

... gaze in wide wonder at ...

... the tiny tiki stone carvings of New Zealand's Rhys Hall ...

See below for a complete listing of all of this week's bizarre but true posts.

Have a great weekend,
Tiki Chris

Below is information about the four blogs that I administer: ontoLondon, ontoTravel, Rapa Nui News, and Tiki Chris. Each Friday, I hope to provide a weekly review of what I've posted. If a particular blog interests you, keep in mind that I’ve been blogging since well before this past week. You may want to take a look through the archives of any blog that interests you. Thanks.


ontoLondon

Thursday, August 17, 2006

A couple of necromaniacal apples in every bunch

Poor Mozambique. The press rarely mentions how well the country's come along since ending its civil war in the mid 90's ... or how it's managed to stay economically buoyant despite President Mugabe going nuts over in Zimbabwe ... or ... (you get the point). But hey, I reckon ghoulish oddities attract our attention (I guess with this post, I'm guilty too). For the record, I never witnessed any evidence of cannibalism when I lived in Mozambique during the mid 90's.

'Cannibals' confess in Mozambique
By Jose Tembe
BBC News, Maputo
Last Updated: Thursday, 17 August 2006, 10:22 GMT 11:22 UK

The husband, 50-year-old Neva Mafunga said he had been eating human flesh for more than 20 years, the police say. His 34-year-old wife, Nhanvura Faera, said she began eating human flesh on the orders of her husband.

Click
here to read the full article.

By contrast, I wonder how often cases of cannibalism and necro-weirdness occur in western countries every year? Remember the below referenced bit of American South gothic depravity?

Crematory body count 'growing by the hour'
Found remains like '100 jigsaw puzzles'
CNN.com
February 18, 2002 Posted: 7:49 PM EST (0049 GMT)

Noble is a small town tucked into the extreme northwest corner of Georgia near the Tennessee and Alabama borders. It is about 85 miles northwest of Atlanta.

Click
here to read the full article.

And for the record, I never witnessed any strong evidence of cannibalism when I lived in the extreme northwest corner of Georgia for the first half of my life.

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Artist Profile: Rhys Hall

Artist Profile: Rhys Hall

Recently, while perusing the Tiki Central forums, I came across the impressive carvings of New Zealand artist Rhys Hall. Apparently, Rhys was scoping me out too, as our correspondence began with his asking about my Easter Island travelogue.



When you think Rhys, think tiny. What first attracted me to his works was how intricately carved they are considering that many of them are small pendants to be worn around the neck.

Rhys hails from Australia but has lived in New Zealand since 1984. For much of his youth, Rhys lived at Birdling's Flat at the base of Banks Peninsula, “a windswept and desolate beach where I first learnt about carving from a local family, and discovered my passion for stones and found objects.” This passion is evident in his art, which incorporates his love of beachcombing and of the natural forms of pebbles. The result is a unique style that is strongly influenced by early 20th century sculpture as well as traditional art forms of New Zealand and the Pacific.

In 2000, Rhys moved to the West Coast to study jade and hard stone carving with the goal of supporting himself and family solely on his artwork. After completing his diploma qualification in 2002 and serving a short stint as a commercial carver and lapidary worker, Rhys began working fulltime as a self-employed artist since 2004, opening his permanent workspace and launching his website.

Click here to visit Rhys’s website.

Click here to read about Rhys on Tiki Central.

Monday, August 14, 2006

Here is London: home of the brash, outrageous, and needlessly complicated instructions

I write a monthy column for the TriCity News, an alternative newspaper focusing on the arts, culture, and politics in eastern Monmouth County, New Jersey - where I lived before moving to London. The column, published every third Thursday of the month, examines what it's like to be an expat American living in London. My third piece, "Here is London: home of the brash, outrageous, and needlessly complicated instructions," was originally published in the July 13, 2006 edition of The TriCity News. Enjoy.

Here is London: home of the brash, outrageous, and needlessly complicated instructions
copyright Chris Osburn 2006

Okay, so here we are in London. For the time being, Emilia and I are living in a corporate flat arranged by her new employer. In a few weeks, we'll move to a more permanent residence. This flat is nice and in an excellent location but too tiny for a couple to do much more than continue living out of suitcases. So, as was the case with my last week in Jersey, I still feel like I'm in limbo. Unsettled feelings aside, limbo is rather comfortable but can be a bit confounding to figure out. Case in point: the damned two-in-one washer/dryer in the kitchen.

Yes, the washing machine and the clothes dryer are one in the same. Sounds like a space-saving convenience, right? It's not. In fact, it's enough to transform my limbo into full-on hell! It washes well enough, I suppose, but utterly lacks initiative when it comes to drying what’s been dampened. So, unless we’re willing to dedicate the several hours required to fully dry a wet load of laundry, we gotta hang 'em up in the kitchen … not ideal when we're already short on space.

Of course, having lived in London before, I was prepared for this domestic quirk. What I wasn't prepared for was how confounding one particular model of the washer/dryer combo could be. I've only had to do laundry a few times, but each time has been a pain in the Royal Ascot. The device features no discernible "on" button, and none of the other buttons and dials (there are 12 "controls" in all) is adequately labeled. Thus, I reached for ye olde instruction manual for guidance.

According to page 18 (yep, it takes a considerable while for the manual's plot to thicken), in order to start the washing machine, one must first “make sure plumbing and electrical installations have been done correctly” (thanks for the tip, Sherlock) and, after a few other obvious statements, continues thusly:

At this stage, turn the start, stop and temperature dial <> until the <> symbol (cold wash) or the wash temperature coincides with the reference pointer in the display window. The operating indicator light <> will come on. After 10 seconds the machine will automatically position itself and carry out the programmed cycle. During the program the indicator light <> will stay on. Warning – If for any reason you want to stop the machine when it is operating, you need to proceed as described in the chapters <> on page 20.

Okay. I'm pretty sure I followed the above instructions each time I mustered the nerve to have a go at this contraption. But, each time I attempted to simply wash a load, the dry cycle ran (at least twice) before getting to the wash cycle. Fun.

As Nietzsche so smarmily put it, "What don't kill ya, makes ya stronger." At least, that's the lesson I'm taking from these adventures with ye olde instruction manual-on-washing. Perhaps I've discovered why the British have, for centuries, had such a toehold on the rest of the world: even in the most mundane of circumstances, they must rise to a challenge, solve a conundrum, and carry on as best they can. I can feel my upper lip stiffening as I write these words.

http://www.trinews.com

Friday, August 11, 2006

A week in the life (11 August 2006)

Of note this week on the Tiki Chris blog, I posted an autobiography (complete with photos) that I wrote when I was in fourth grade. Funny stuff.

Over at Rapa Nui News, I've started a series of posts dealing with all the goofy references to Rapa Nui (Easter Island) and its moai. Click here for latest of those "monolithic" posts.

This week's ontoLondon photo? Click here.

See below for a complete listing of this week's posts.

Have a great weekend,
Tiki Chris

Below is information about the four blogs that I administer: ontoLondon, ontoTravel, Rapa Nui News, and Tiki Chris. Each Friday, I hope to provide a weekly review of what I've posted. If a particular blog interests you, keep in mind that I’ve been blogging since well before this past week. You may want to take a look through the archives of any blog that interests you. Thanks.


ontoLondon

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Autobiography (through age 9): Year 9

And so we come to the end of our journey. I hope you enjoyed the stroll down memory lane as much as I did. Looking back over the first nine years of my life, I have to say that year four was probably the most memorable. As for the 25 years since I was a nine-year old, keep reading. Take care.


Chris was in Miss Van Prooyen's class in fourth grade. He joined the jogging club. He started collecting comic books and patches. He had a penpal who lives in Canada. He started taking piano lessons.

Autobiography (through age 9): Year 8

Whoa! Looks like I liked that birthday party at McDonald's so much that I went back for more! I guess the eighth year of my life marked the beginning of my "husky" period. And what's up with that Star Trek commander shirt?


He joined Cub Scouts in third grade. He was in Miss Pence's class that year too. He started collecting rocks, stamps, and toy cars. He was on Star and Honor Roll in school.

Autobiography (through age 9): Year 7

Ah, how innocent.


Chris was in Mrs. Webb's room in the second grade. He learned how to write that year. He had a birthday party at McDonald's.

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Autobiography (through age 9): Year 6

Here I am at six. I'll post the next three years tomorrow.


He went to Chickamauga Elementary in first grade. He made a lot of new friends, and his teacher was Miss Autry. He went to the Atlanta Zoo, too. His brother, Phil, got married, and Chris was the ring bearer.

Autobiography (through age 9): Year 5

For the record, I only liked two things about playing tee-ball. One was retrieving homeruns because that meant I got to climb over the fence and explore the woods and creek behind the field (yes, I played outfield). The other was "red" flavor Kool-Aid at the end of each practice.


Chris went to Happy Valley School Kindergarden when he was five. He did well in school. He played tee-ball. His dad helped coach the team.

Autobiography (through age 9): Year 4

This was a phenomenal year for me. Our Florida vacation rocked my world: my memories of Disney World (Enchanted Tiki Room, Pirates of the Caribbean) and of Gatorland still influence and inform my view of the cosmos to this day.


He went to Fairview Kindergarden when he was four. He had lots of fun learning new things and playing with the kids. He played tee-ball. His favorite adventure was his trip to Disney World.

Monday, August 07, 2006

Autobiography (through age 9): Year 3

Pretty dashing for a three-year old, huh? I'm wearing my favorite boots in this photo. I'll post the next three years tomorrow!


He had lots of fun his third year. He loved the Winnie the Pooh characters, and his favorite one was Tigger. His favorite TV show was Happy Days.

Autobiography (through age 9): Year 2

Here's the next chapter in my life. Check out Mom's hair!


Chris was very active his second year. It was hard to keep him out of things. He got his first haircut that year too. He also had a kitten named Nugget.

Autobiography (through age 9): Year 1

Recently, I came across this autobiography that I wrote in the fourth grade. I thought it might provide a good laugh. What fine handwriting I had for a nine-year old!


Once upon a time, a boy by the name of Christopher John Osburn was born at Tri-County Hospital at Fort Oglethorpe, Georgia. He weighed 6 pounds and was 21 inches long. His family thought he was cute, and they called him Chrissy Pooh. He lived and still does at 10 26 Crestridge Drive, Rossville, Georgia.

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