Another dubious web stat

Yet again, I was checking my web stats and was shocked to discover how some folks come across this blog. Apparently, the top search result on Google for the term "scare my wife" is a post by yours truly (click here to view). Why would someone search Google for "scare my wife?" Kinda creepy. I don't know which is worse, being the top search result for "scare my wife" or for "Halloween Cannibal?!?"

Boy, those 31 Days of Halloween Madness appear to be having some lasting effect.