Wednesday, August 30, 2006

The land of sheeps and ales

I haven't posted as much as usual this week because Emiana and I went away for the weekend to the land of sheep and ales. I just finished posting a review of the trip and muchos photos over at my ontoTravel blog.

Click
here to see the photos.

Click here to read my review of the trip (and of a fantastic blog about pubs in the land of sheep and ales).

Cheers,
Chris

Friday, August 25, 2006

Blogospheric activity (Friday 25 August 2006)

If you haven't noticed, I've been playing around with the layout and feel of my blogs. I owe much to this post, over at the Mannequin Snow blog, for inspiration. Please bear with me as some of these adjustments, such as adding labels to every post, are in various stages of being completed. If you have any comments, suggestions, constructive criticism ...

I posted a bit here and there on all my blogs this week (s
ee below for a complete listing of all of this week's posts) and even started work on a couple of other blogs that may soon find their way to the blogosphere.

Have a great weekend,
Tiki Chris

Below is information about the four blogs that I administer: ontoLondon, ontoTravel, Rapa Nui News, and Tiki Chris. Each Friday, I hope to provide a weekly review of what I've posted. If a particular blog interests you, keep in mind that I’ve been blogging since well before this past week. You may want to take a look through the archives of any blog that interests you. Thanks.


ontoLondon

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Generous Scottish drinkers unite against the nanny state!

Scottish Ads Target Alcohol Use, Ritual
By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
New York Times
Filed at 11:26 a.m. ET August 22, 2006

Now the round is under threat from Scottish lawmakers who believe the custom feeds into Scotland's notorious alcohol problems by creating enormous social pressure on pub-goers to take their turn buying drinks ...

Click
here to read the full article.

Sunday, August 20, 2006

JESCOFEST 2006

So in my last post, I mentioned how cool it would be if an online dating service for admirers of dancing outlaw Jesco White existed. Well, clicking around the web and checking out Jesco info, I came across Jescofest 2006, a music and arts festival in southern West Virginia to benefit "Jesco White, the Boone County Dancing Outlaw." This event sounds like a very good cause and a very good time. Jescofest will be held August 26 and 27.

Who's Jesco? He's the star of one of my all-time favorite films, The Dancing Outlaw, a documentary short produced for West Virginia Public Television's Different Drummer series about the life of "a hard-living, tap-dancing Boone County resident whose repeated run-ins with the law have interfered with his dream of becoming as renowned a 'mountain dancer' as his late father, D. Ray White." Brilliant stuff.

Saturday, August 19, 2006

Yeah, but does s/he read Ayn Rand?

I was just perusing the latest posts on the cookie wonton blog, when I came across this post about the Atlasphere, an online dating service for Ayn Rand admirers. Hey, why not?


According to the Atlasphere's "About the Atlasphere" webpage, the service was created to fill "the need for a place where admirers of Ayn Rand's novels from around the world can meet easily and affordably — 365 days a year — to network, find shared interests, and perhaps, through our online dating service, even fall in love.

I think this sort of niche dating is a great idea and only wish that, back in my bachelor days, there had been a Jesco-sphere online dating service for admirers of dancing outlaw Jesco White.

Friday, August 18, 2006

Bizarre but true week in review (18 August 2006)

Ladies and gentlemen!

Step right up and witness the mystery of ...

... a golden octopus god emerging from the depths of a London law office ...

... experience the horror that is ...

... NECROMANIA from the world's darkest corners ...

... ponder the age old riddle of ...

... the washing machine instruction manual from Hell ...

... gaze in wide wonder at ...

... the tiny tiki stone carvings of New Zealand's Rhys Hall ...

See below for a complete listing of all of this week's bizarre but true posts.

Have a great weekend,
Tiki Chris

Below is information about the four blogs that I administer: ontoLondon, ontoTravel, Rapa Nui News, and Tiki Chris. Each Friday, I hope to provide a weekly review of what I've posted. If a particular blog interests you, keep in mind that I’ve been blogging since well before this past week. You may want to take a look through the archives of any blog that interests you. Thanks.


ontoLondon

Thursday, August 17, 2006

A couple of necromaniacal apples in every bunch

Poor Mozambique. The press rarely mentions how well the country's come along since ending its civil war in the mid 90's ... or how it's managed to stay economically buoyant despite President Mugabe going nuts over in Zimbabwe ... or ... (you get the point). But hey, I reckon ghoulish oddities attract our attention (I guess with this post, I'm guilty too). For the record, I never witnessed any evidence of cannibalism when I lived in Mozambique during the mid 90's.

'Cannibals' confess in Mozambique
By Jose Tembe
BBC News, Maputo
Last Updated: Thursday, 17 August 2006, 10:22 GMT 11:22 UK

The husband, 50-year-old Neva Mafunga said he had been eating human flesh for more than 20 years, the police say. His 34-year-old wife, Nhanvura Faera, said she began eating human flesh on the orders of her husband.

Click
here to read the full article.

By contrast, I wonder how often cases of cannibalism and necro-weirdness occur in western countries every year? Remember the below referenced bit of American South gothic depravity?

Crematory body count 'growing by the hour'
Found remains like '100 jigsaw puzzles'
CNN.com
February 18, 2002 Posted: 7:49 PM EST (0049 GMT)

Noble is a small town tucked into the extreme northwest corner of Georgia near the Tennessee and Alabama borders. It is about 85 miles northwest of Atlanta.

Click
here to read the full article.

And for the record, I never witnessed any strong evidence of cannibalism when I lived in the extreme northwest corner of Georgia for the first half of my life.

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Artist Profile: Rhys Hall

Artist Profile: Rhys Hall

Recently, while perusing the Tiki Central forums, I came across the impressive carvings of New Zealand artist Rhys Hall. Apparently, Rhys was scoping me out too, as our correspondence began with his asking about my Easter Island travelogue.



When you think Rhys, think tiny. What first attracted me to his works was how intricately carved they are considering that many of them are small pendants to be worn around the neck.

Rhys hails from Australia but has lived in New Zealand since 1984. For much of his youth, Rhys lived at Birdling's Flat at the base of Banks Peninsula, “a windswept and desolate beach where I first learnt about carving from a local family, and discovered my passion for stones and found objects.” This passion is evident in his art, which incorporates his love of beachcombing and of the natural forms of pebbles. The result is a unique style that is strongly influenced by early 20th century sculpture as well as traditional art forms of New Zealand and the Pacific.

In 2000, Rhys moved to the West Coast to study jade and hard stone carving with the goal of supporting himself and family solely on his artwork. After completing his diploma qualification in 2002 and serving a short stint as a commercial carver and lapidary worker, Rhys began working fulltime as a self-employed artist since 2004, opening his permanent workspace and launching his website.

Click here to visit Rhys’s website.

Click here to read about Rhys on Tiki Central.

Monday, August 14, 2006

Here is London: home of the brash, outrageous, and needlessly complicated instructions

I write a monthy column for the TriCity News, an alternative newspaper focusing on the arts, culture, and politics in eastern Monmouth County, New Jersey - where I lived before moving to London. The column, published every third Thursday of the month, examines what it's like to be an expat American living in London. My third piece, "Here is London: home of the brash, outrageous, and needlessly complicated instructions," was originally published in the July 13, 2006 edition of The TriCity News. Enjoy.

Here is London: home of the brash, outrageous, and needlessly complicated instructions
copyright Chris Osburn 2006

Okay, so here we are in London. For the time being, Emilia and I are living in a corporate flat arranged by her new employer. In a few weeks, we'll move to a more permanent residence. This flat is nice and in an excellent location but too tiny for a couple to do much more than continue living out of suitcases. So, as was the case with my last week in Jersey, I still feel like I'm in limbo. Unsettled feelings aside, limbo is rather comfortable but can be a bit confounding to figure out. Case in point: the damned two-in-one washer/dryer in the kitchen.

Yes, the washing machine and the clothes dryer are one in the same. Sounds like a space-saving convenience, right? It's not. In fact, it's enough to transform my limbo into full-on hell! It washes well enough, I suppose, but utterly lacks initiative when it comes to drying what’s been dampened. So, unless we’re willing to dedicate the several hours required to fully dry a wet load of laundry, we gotta hang 'em up in the kitchen … not ideal when we're already short on space.

Of course, having lived in London before, I was prepared for this domestic quirk. What I wasn't prepared for was how confounding one particular model of the washer/dryer combo could be. I've only had to do laundry a few times, but each time has been a pain in the Royal Ascot. The device features no discernible "on" button, and none of the other buttons and dials (there are 12 "controls" in all) is adequately labeled. Thus, I reached for ye olde instruction manual for guidance.

According to page 18 (yep, it takes a considerable while for the manual's plot to thicken), in order to start the washing machine, one must first “make sure plumbing and electrical installations have been done correctly” (thanks for the tip, Sherlock) and, after a few other obvious statements, continues thusly:

At this stage, turn the start, stop and temperature dial <> until the <> symbol (cold wash) or the wash temperature coincides with the reference pointer in the display window. The operating indicator light <> will come on. After 10 seconds the machine will automatically position itself and carry out the programmed cycle. During the program the indicator light <> will stay on. Warning – If for any reason you want to stop the machine when it is operating, you need to proceed as described in the chapters <> on page 20.

Okay. I'm pretty sure I followed the above instructions each time I mustered the nerve to have a go at this contraption. But, each time I attempted to simply wash a load, the dry cycle ran (at least twice) before getting to the wash cycle. Fun.

As Nietzsche so smarmily put it, "What don't kill ya, makes ya stronger." At least, that's the lesson I'm taking from these adventures with ye olde instruction manual-on-washing. Perhaps I've discovered why the British have, for centuries, had such a toehold on the rest of the world: even in the most mundane of circumstances, they must rise to a challenge, solve a conundrum, and carry on as best they can. I can feel my upper lip stiffening as I write these words.

http://www.trinews.com

Friday, August 11, 2006

A week in the life (11 August 2006)

Of note this week on the Tiki Chris blog, I posted an autobiography (complete with photos) that I wrote when I was in fourth grade. Funny stuff.

Over at Rapa Nui News, I've started a series of posts dealing with all the goofy references to Rapa Nui (Easter Island) and its moai. Click here for latest of those "monolithic" posts.

This week's ontoLondon photo? Click here.

See below for a complete listing of this week's posts.

Have a great weekend,
Tiki Chris

Below is information about the four blogs that I administer: ontoLondon, ontoTravel, Rapa Nui News, and Tiki Chris. Each Friday, I hope to provide a weekly review of what I've posted. If a particular blog interests you, keep in mind that I’ve been blogging since well before this past week. You may want to take a look through the archives of any blog that interests you. Thanks.


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Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Autobiography (through age 9): Year 9

And so we come to the end of our journey. I hope you enjoyed the stroll down memory lane as much as I did. Looking back over the first nine years of my life, I have to say that year four was probably the most memorable. As for the 25 years since I was a nine-year old, keep reading. Take care.


Chris was in Miss Van Prooyen's class in fourth grade. He joined the jogging club. He started collecting comic books and patches. He had a penpal who lives in Canada. He started taking piano lessons.

Autobiography (through age 9): Year 8

Whoa! Looks like I liked that birthday party at McDonald's so much that I went back for more! I guess the eighth year of my life marked the beginning of my "husky" period. And what's up with that Star Trek commander shirt?


He joined Cub Scouts in third grade. He was in Miss Pence's class that year too. He started collecting rocks, stamps, and toy cars. He was on Star and Honor Roll in school.

Autobiography (through age 9): Year 7

Ah, how innocent.


Chris was in Mrs. Webb's room in the second grade. He learned how to write that year. He had a birthday party at McDonald's.

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Autobiography (through age 9): Year 6

Here I am at six. I'll post the next three years tomorrow.


He went to Chickamauga Elementary in first grade. He made a lot of new friends, and his teacher was Miss Autry. He went to the Atlanta Zoo, too. His brother, Phil, got married, and Chris was the ring bearer.

Autobiography (through age 9): Year 5

For the record, I only liked two things about playing tee-ball. One was retrieving homeruns because that meant I got to climb over the fence and explore the woods and creek behind the field (yes, I played outfield). The other was "red" flavor Kool-Aid at the end of each practice.


Chris went to Happy Valley School Kindergarden when he was five. He did well in school. He played tee-ball. His dad helped coach the team.

Autobiography (through age 9): Year 4

This was a phenomenal year for me. Our Florida vacation rocked my world: my memories of Disney World (Enchanted Tiki Room, Pirates of the Caribbean) and of Gatorland still influence and inform my view of the cosmos to this day.


He went to Fairview Kindergarden when he was four. He had lots of fun learning new things and playing with the kids. He played tee-ball. His favorite adventure was his trip to Disney World.

Monday, August 07, 2006

Autobiography (through age 9): Year 3

Pretty dashing for a three-year old, huh? I'm wearing my favorite boots in this photo. I'll post the next three years tomorrow!


He had lots of fun his third year. He loved the Winnie the Pooh characters, and his favorite one was Tigger. His favorite TV show was Happy Days.

Autobiography (through age 9): Year 2

Here's the next chapter in my life. Check out Mom's hair!


Chris was very active his second year. It was hard to keep him out of things. He got his first haircut that year too. He also had a kitten named Nugget.

Autobiography (through age 9): Year 1

Recently, I came across this autobiography that I wrote in the fourth grade. I thought it might provide a good laugh. What fine handwriting I had for a nine-year old!


Once upon a time, a boy by the name of Christopher John Osburn was born at Tri-County Hospital at Fort Oglethorpe, Georgia. He weighed 6 pounds and was 21 inches long. His family thought he was cute, and they called him Chrissy Pooh. He lived and still does at 10 26 Crestridge Drive, Rossville, Georgia.

Friday, August 04, 2006

What a week! Life is good.

See below for a listing of my most recent posts.

Have a great weekend,
Tiki Chris

Below is information about the four blogs that I administer: ontoLondon, ontoTravel, Rapa Nui News, and Tiki Chris. Each Friday, I hope to provide a weekly review of what I've posted. If a particular blog interests you, keep in mind that I’ve been blogging since well before this past week. You may want to take a look through the archives of any blog that interests you. Thanks.


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